|God checks email, too
||[Jun. 12th, 2006|07:50 pm]
So the other day, my roomate and i were at target purchasing various effects for the home. As we were leaving the store, he attempts to hand me money towards the products purchased. As my arms were full, i was unable to accept the donation.|
"I put a request in God's inbox for an evolution of a third arm," i said, "but until He replies, i will have to wait until we reach the car and have emptied one of the two of my existing arms."
Last night, i was at the bar with a girlfriend having a nightcap. My staring off into space was interrupted by her saying, "that's so sad!!"
"What is?" i asked.
I looked up to the television she pointed at to see a news report concerning a child born in China with three--count them--three functioning arms. I knew then that God had replied to my email request and was preparing for the next evolution of mankind.